hurt.wav 27KB
Simeon: "Now that hurt, that truly hurt. I swear I won't-"
Geek: "You are so full of sh*t!"

landlord.wav 15KB
Simeon: "Good morning your royal landlordness."

enlarged.wav 35KB
Simeon: "Zina, I love the way your breasts heave when you get angry. Have you had them enlarged recently?"

sex.wav 56KB
Zina: "Do you ever think about anything but sex?"
Simeon: "I resent that. A woman's mind is very important to me."
Mimi: "Oh Simeon..."

sisters.wav 26KB
Zina: "There are two?"
Simeon: "They're sisters - it's not right to break up a set."

livefor.wav 25KB
Simeon: "So TJ, what's your story - lost your hands, nothing to live for?"

older.wav 67KB
Simeon: "I want you. You know I'm crazy about older women."
Zina: "Yeah? My mother's coming to town next week."
Simeon: "Am I hearing a menage a trois?"
Zina: "If it's my mother you're probably hearing gas."

ticking.wav 53KB
Simeon: "You'll have to excuse Zina. I mean her clock's ticking, she's heading for her fours, no interesting schlong's on the horizon, and she's doing her best just to f*cking cope."

trade.wav 26KB
Simeon: "Well I thought you might wanna take the rest out in trade. I...I put out, you know."

wantsme.wav 11KB
Simeon: "She wants me big time."

rainee.wav 80KB
Simeon: "This is Dee Dee."
Rainee: "It's Rainee."
Simeon: "And they told me it was gonna be sunny all day."
Rainee: "He's a jerk. But I like his enthusiasm in bed."
Simeon: "Ain't she cute?"

vibe.wav 16KB
Simeon: "See the idea is to get the vibe going."

lights.wav 34KB
Simeon: "Then you maintain the vibe with a trance-inducing base...and the right lights."

world.wav 20KB
Simeon: "The world is coming to an end, but we don't care."

startrek.wav 25KB
Simeon: "Except for Star Trek there are no new frontiers waiting to be explored."

breasts.wav 23KB
Simeon: "The breasts. Of course. The answer's in the breasts."

artiste.wav 30KB
Simeon: "Wow. I see before me the sweat of a true artiste."

tongue.wav 22KB
Simeon: "May I take my unworthy tongue and lick your brow dry?"

alive.wav 59KB
Simeon: "It's alive. It's alive! It's AAAAALLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVEEEEEE!!!!!!" (Warning - LOUD)

ludwig.wav 26KB
Simeon: "Ludwig Von Cyborg...I got you a gig."

milk.wav 82KB
Simeon: "Simeon, thanks for the gig. I thought maybe we could have a little milkshake and celebrate. What an excellent idea, TJ. I think I will."

lovesme.wav 12KB
Simeon: "She loves me."